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AUGUSTA, ME - Dr. Matthew Berry, 58, prescribed dimmer lights for Taylor Murphy, 22, when Murphy saw the dermatologist Monday.
AUGUSTA, ME - Dr. Matthew Berry, 58, prescribed dimmer lights for Taylor Murphy, 22, when Murphy saw the dermatologist Monday.
added 2007 Fri Jun 8 9:21:10 by ind06
Watch as a lad delivers the ultimate excuse to his unreceptive teacher.
Watch as a lad delivers the ultimate excuse to his unreceptive teacher.
added 2007 Mon May 28 5:03:23 by TOtheMOON
Summertime is a special time for Classic Rock fans. Outdoor festivals, weekends at the beach, memories of youthful summers danced away to a rock beat.
Summertime is a special time for Classic Rock fans. Outdoor festivals, weekends at the beach, memories of youthful summers danced away to a rock beat.
added 2007 Mon May 21 13:06:37 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: During a trip to the mall, Abilene, Texas residents Mellisa Gilham and Tiffany Cornell discussed a fellow mall patron's visible panty line as if it were something as horrible as cancer.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: During a trip to the mall, Abilene, Texas residents Mellisa Gilham and Tiffany Cornell discussed a fellow mall patron's visible panty line as if it were something as horrible as cancer.
added 2007 Fri May 4 9:59:18 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: After months of reviewing poems from around the world The Onion Radio News Poetry Contest board has picked this year's winner!
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: After months of reviewing poems from around the world The Onion Radio News Poetry Contest board has picked this year's winner!
added 2007 Tue May 1 18:31:53 by STONERS
A man intent on killing his estranged wife crashed his pickup truck into her home minutes after telling her to sit near the front window, authorities said.
A man intent on killing his estranged wife crashed his pickup truck into her home minutes after telling her to sit near the front window, authorities said.
added 2007 Tue May 1 11:07:08 by ind06
Says Thinking Would Send 'Wrong Message' to Enemy Saying that it was too early to assess whether the surge of additional troops into Baghdad was improving the security situation in the capital city, President George W. Bush said today he would postpone thinking about Iraq until 2009.
Says Thinking Would Send 'Wrong Message' to Enemy Saying that it was too early to assess whether the surge of additional troops into Baghdad was improving the security situation in the capital city, President George W. Bush said today he would postpone thinking about Iraq until 2009.
added 2007 Mon Apr 23 11:22:08 by ind06
SAN FRANCISCO-Open-air preacher "Brother Sam" Hilson rescued more than 300 of God's children from appreciating a cloudless spring day at Golden Gate Park Tuesday by informing them of their sins and the swift approach of Judgment Day.
SAN FRANCISCO-Open-air preacher "Brother Sam" Hilson rescued more than 300 of God's children from appreciating a cloudless spring day at Golden Gate Park Tuesday by informing them of their sins and the swift approach of Judgment Day.
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The four ponies of the apocalypse, now available as the cutest little harbingers of the end your kids have ever played with!
The four ponies of the apocalypse, now available as the cutest little harbingers of the end your kids have ever played with!
added 2007 Sat Mar 31 23:19:23 by HealthDoctor
In 1999, Matthew Dowd became a symbol of George W. Bush's early success at positioning himself as a Republican with Democratic appeal. A top strategist for the Texas Democrats disappointed by the Clinton years, Mr. Dowd was impressed by the pledge of Mr. Bush, then governor of Texas, to bring a spirit of cooperation to Washington. He was wrong.
In 1999, Matthew Dowd became a symbol of George W. Bush's early success at positioning himself as a Republican with Democratic appeal. A top strategist for the Texas Democrats disappointed by the Clinton years, Mr. Dowd was impressed by the pledge of Mr. Bush, then governor of Texas, to bring a spirit of cooperation to Washington. He was wrong.
added 2007 Sat Mar 10 22:14:58 by ind06
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Excitement and adventure can be yours on the inter web with just a click of the button!
added 2007 Sat Mar 10 11:15:51 by gatitabonitasen
ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - The U.S. military asserted that an American soldier was justified in erasing journalists' footage of the aftermath of a suicide bombing and shooting in Afghanistan last week, saying publication could have compromised a military investigation and led to false public conclusions.
ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - The U.S. military asserted that an American soldier was justified in erasing journalists' footage of the aftermath of a suicide bombing and shooting in Afghanistan last week, saying publication could have compromised a military investigation and led to false public conclusions.
added 2007 Thu Mar 8 17:56:42 by moemebe
The Los Angeles City Council agreed Wednesday to pay $320,000 to settle a lawsuit by a man who was cleared of murder when footage shot for the HBO comedy "Curb Your Enthusiasm" showed him at a Dodgers game when the crime occurred. Juan Catalan had filed a police misconduct suit against the city after spending nearly five months in jail..
The Los Angeles City Council agreed Wednesday to pay $320,000 to settle a lawsuit by a man who was cleared of murder when footage shot for the HBO comedy "Curb Your Enthusiasm" showed him at a Dodgers game when the crime occurred. Juan Catalan had filed a police misconduct suit against the city after spending nearly five months in jail..
added 2007 Tue Feb 13 16:09:22 by moemebe
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- Ralph Dial could remember Vinita Anderson's smile, hair and the first day they met in the early 1940s. But it took Dial more than 60 years to remember her name. It finally came to him while driving during Christmastime in 2002. He tracked her down by going through old newspapers in Knoxville.
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- Ralph Dial could remember Vinita Anderson's smile, hair and the first day they met in the early 1940s. But it took Dial more than 60 years to remember her name. It finally came to him while driving during Christmastime in 2002. He tracked her down by going through old newspapers in Knoxville.
added 2007 Tue Jan 30 21:33:05 by ind06
BENTONVILLE, AR - Superstore Wal-Mart tested its first nuclear weapon this past Monday, December 25th at its headquarters in Arkansas. Vibrations were felt as far as 20 miles away. The Bush Administration put out a statement claiming it is actively involved in six-party talks to get Wal-Mart to cease its nuclear ambitions.
BENTONVILLE, AR - Superstore Wal-Mart tested its first nuclear weapon this past Monday, December 25th at its headquarters in Arkansas. Vibrations were felt as far as 20 miles away. The Bush Administration put out a statement claiming it is actively involved in six-party talks to get Wal-Mart to cease its nuclear ambitions.
added 2007 Tue Jan 30 21:25:49 by ind06
According to the Fox News anchor John Gibson's new book The War on Christmas: How the Liberal Plot to Ban the Sacred Christian Holiday Is Worse Than You Thought, the liberals have finally dealt their hand, revealing their plot to murder Santa and have marathon gay sex with the Easter Bunny.
According to the Fox News anchor John Gibson's new book The War on Christmas: How the Liberal Plot to Ban the Sacred Christian Holiday Is Worse Than You Thought, the liberals have finally dealt their hand, revealing their plot to murder Santa and have marathon gay sex with the Easter Bunny.
added 2007 Mon Jan 29 22:11:46 by ind06
A full week after Lord Vader's accidental strangling of Admiral Romodi Motti, the media shows no signs of letting go. "The hate-Vader crowd loves this story," complained Faux-News political analyst Boba Fett. "But it doesn't affect anyone's life at all. It's not like it reveals any deep insights into Lord Vader's character."
A full week after Lord Vader's accidental strangling of Admiral Romodi Motti, the media shows no signs of letting go. "The hate-Vader crowd loves this story," complained Faux-News political analyst Boba Fett. "But it doesn't affect anyone's life at all. It's not like it reveals any deep insights into Lord Vader's character."
added 2007 Tue Jan 23 16:35:06 by moemebe
No one can know if Eric Paredes realized it was his father, sitting several feet away from him in a Prince William County courtroom yesterday, on trial for trying to kill them both. The severely disabled teenager, who cannot talk, placed his head against his mother's shoulder and folded his body into her as his father...
No one can know if Eric Paredes realized it was his father, sitting several feet away from him in a Prince William County courtroom yesterday, on trial for trying to kill them both. The severely disabled teenager, who cannot talk, placed his head against his mother's shoulder and folded his body into her as his father...
