http://was.web2announcer.com/ Web 2.0 announcer top stories for was en Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:57:17 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2033703 unknown@Netscape.com AUGUSTA, ME - Dr. Matthew Berry, 58, prescribed dimmer lights for Taylor Murphy, 22, when Murphy saw the dermatologist Monday. Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:57:17 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2033703satireitwaseitherDimmerlightsortanspraypaintNews http://web2announcer.com/go/2033635 unknown@Netscape.com Watch as a lad delivers the ultimate excuse to his unreceptive teacher. Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:21:10 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2033635noReallyitwasallbigandredouterspaceyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/2012327 unknown@Netscape.com Summertime is a special time for Classic Rock fans. Outdoor festivals, weekends at the beach, memories of youthful summers danced away to a rock beat. Mon, 28 May 2007 05:03:23 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2012327nowThiswasMusicNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1984463 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: During a trip to the mall, Abilene, Texas residents Mellisa Gilham and Tiffany Cornell discussed a fellow mall patron's visible panty line as if it were something as horrible as cancer. Mon, 21 May 2007 13:06:37 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1984463satireastockingrunwasnextseenaslikeLeprosyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1734148 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: After months of reviewing poems from around the world The Onion Radio News Poetry Contest board has picked this year's winner! Fri, 04 May 2007 09:59:18 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1734148satireOhmypoemwasmuchbetterNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1702637 unknown@Netscape.com A man intent on killing his estranged wife crashed his pickup truck into her home minutes after telling her to sit near the front window, authorities said. Tue, 01 May 2007 18:31:53 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1702637policetruckcrashwasmurderattemptNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1687395 unknown@Netscape.com Says Thinking Would Send 'Wrong Message' to Enemy Saying that it was too early to assess whether the surge of additional troops into Baghdad was improving the security situation in the capital city, President George W. Bush said today he would postpone thinking about Iraq until 2009. Tue, 01 May 2007 11:07:08 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1687395satirehemeantTosaywasPuttingoffthinkingEntirelyNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1600625 unknown@Netscape.com Make a wish, and it'll come true! Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:19:57 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1600625IWishwasgoodLookingheyitworksNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1572406 unknown@Netscape.com SAN FRANCISCO-Open-air preacher "Brother Sam" Hilson rescued more than 300 of God's children from appreciating a cloudless spring day at Golden Gate Park Tuesday by informing them of their sins and the swift approach of Judgment Day. Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:22:08 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1572406satireitwasactuallymorelikefourHundredNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1469956 unknown@Netscape.com The four ponies of the apocalypse, now available as the cutest little harbingers of the end your kids have ever played with! Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:53:29 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1469956IKnewmylittleponywasasignofTheapocalypseNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1244091 unknown@Netscape.com In 1999, Matthew Dowd became a symbol of George W. Bush's early success at positioning himself as a Republican with Democratic appeal. A top strategist for the Texas Democrats disappointed by the Clinton years, Mr. Dowd was impressed by the pledge of Mr. Bush, then governor of Texas, to bring a spirit of cooperation to Washington. He was wrong. Sat, 31 Mar 2007 23:19:23 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1244091lossofFaithpresidentbushTopStrategistAdmitsErrorkerrywasrightNews http://web2announcer.com/go/932581 unknown@Netscape.com Excitement and adventure can be yours on the inter web with just a click of the button! Sat, 10 Mar 2007 22:14:58 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/932581myemailwasNeverThisexcitingNews http://web2announcer.com/go/931337 unknown@Netscape.com ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - The U.S. military asserted that an American soldier was justified in erasing journalists' footage of the aftermath of a suicide bombing and shooting in Afghanistan last week, saying publication could have compromised a military investigation and led to false public conclusions. Sat, 10 Mar 2007 11:15:51 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/931337U.S.militaryCensorshipwasjustifiedNews http://web2announcer.com/go/910547 unknown@Netscape.com The Los Angeles City Council agreed Wednesday to pay $320,000 to settle a lawsuit by a man who was cleared of murder when footage shot for the HBO comedy "Curb Your Enthusiasm" showed him at a Dodgers game when the crime occurred. Juan Catalan had filed a police misconduct suit against the city after spending nearly five months in jail.. Thu, 08 Mar 2007 17:56:42 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/910547curbyourEnthusiasmLosAnglesHBOLAdodgersfootagewasTimecodedNews http://web2announcer.com/go/571946 unknown@Netscape.com KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- Ralph Dial could remember Vinita Anderson's smile, hair and the first day they met in the early 1940s. But it took Dial more than 60 years to remember her name. It finally came to him while driving during Christmastime in 2002. He tracked her down by going through old newspapers in Knoxville. Tue, 13 Feb 2007 16:09:22 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/571946justinTimeforValentinesday60yearslaterwhatwasHernamehandMarriageNews http://web2announcer.com/go/378383 unknown@Netscape.com BENTONVILLE, AR - Superstore Wal-Mart tested its first nuclear weapon this past Monday, December 25th at its headquarters in Arkansas. Vibrations were felt as far as 20 miles away. The Bush Administration put out a statement claiming it is actively involved in six-party talks to get Wal-Mart to cease its nuclear ambitions. Tue, 30 Jan 2007 21:33:05 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/378383satireYesitwasawmdButReasonablyPricedNews http://web2announcer.com/go/378384 unknown@Netscape.com According to the Fox News anchor John Gibson's new book The War on Christmas: How the Liberal Plot to Ban the Sacred Christian Holiday Is Worse Than You Thought, the liberals have finally dealt their hand, revealing their plot to murder Santa and have marathon gay sex with the Easter Bunny. Tue, 30 Jan 2007 21:25:49 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/378384satireHolyMolybillowasrightNews http://web2announcer.com/go/366620 unknown@Netscape.com A full week after Lord Vader's accidental strangling of Admiral Romodi Motti, the media shows no signs of letting go. "The hate-Vader crowd loves this story," complained Faux-News political analyst Boba Fett. "But it doesn't affect anyone's life at all. It's not like it reveals any deep insights into Lord Vader's character." Mon, 29 Jan 2007 22:11:46 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/366620satireVadersonlycommentwasPadmeNoooooNews http://web2announcer.com/go/280087 unknown@Netscape.com No one can know if Eric Paredes realized it was his father, sitting several feet away from him in a Prince William County courtroom yesterday, on trial for trying to kill them both. The severely disabled teenager, who cannot talk, placed his head against his mother's shoulder and folded his body into her as his father... 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